I made potato salad for a lot less than $60,000

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I have table-flipping-She-Hulk rage over that dude who raised at least $60,000 to make a damn potato salad. There was a 3 day period where I may have needed a trigger warning for talk of potato salad.

Which was sad because I really wanted to eat some potato salad. Since,you know, that’s about all I can eat these days and it sounded like a nice change from soup.

Over the weekend, we had salt potatoes for dinner. The next day, I used the leftovers to make what could only be described as Rage Against the Potato Salad Kickstarter Potato Salad. It was good with only a slight aftertaste of bitterness & rage.

It doesn’t take a genius or $60,000 to make tater salad. You take potatoes

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…cut ’em into chunks. Maybe peel them first. Maybe not. Whatever.

Add some mayo, Dijon mustard,a splash of apple cider vinegar…some herbs (I like dill & lovage). Maybe even chop up some onions, if that’s what you’re into. I like hard boiled eggs in it,too.

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That’s it. How much of each? Who knows. I just throw it together until it looks like potato salad. Like I said, doesn’t take a genius. Or someone who has money. I made a huge bowl for probably about $3.00 or so.

I need a kickstarter for a new house with better lighting in the kitchen so my food photography doesn’t look like crap. This potato salad tasted better than it looked.
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So, now that I showed you how to make a decent potato salad for free, do me ONE favor:

If you have money to throw at a cause, please give it to people who need it and not someone who started a fundraiser as a joke.  If you don’t trust people on the Internet, go buy some potatoes and other good food to donate to your local food pantry. Thanks.

 

 

 

 

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8 thoughts on “I made potato salad for a lot less than $60,000

  1. Amen sister! I’m helping get a food pantry for my little rural community. We have about a hundred needy families. Over half are senior citizens. A ten dollar donation would be a generous box of food, about a week’s worth, for a family. Use your charity budget wisely!
    NT, Oakwood Community Food Pantry

  2. I was pretty hurt and upset when I saw that too. My daughter is fighting MRSA and I am fearing another hospital admission not because I hate seeing her sick/in pain (although I do) but because I have no money for parking or food so I will have to stay with her, without anything to eat or seeing my wife and other kids, until she comes home. Once, she was in for almost a month. Yet, this joker gets 60k for potato salad…

    1. I actually cried when I 1st saw it. It was only at $16,000 then.
      I’m pissed. I wanted so much to raise the money you NEED and every single day, there are really worthy causes & individuals who need funds…and it’s a major feat to raise money. Grrr.

      1. Don’t get me wrong, I am exceedingly grateful for the help I have had. BUT, I see shit like this or the people who lied about KFC or the girl who lied about her dead baby or the one who died …and it pisses me off. I have a real need and the hospital “can’t” help because I live too close and I can’t leave her because she is 9 and terrified and needs me to be a mom and an interpreter and an advocate. And, I haven’t learned telekinesis. And, if they begin to suspect I am ordering extra food on her tray, they charge me for a guest tray. Even if someone does bring me food, they won’t let me store it in the fridge…

        I’m sorry. I am hijacking things. I am just scared and overwhelmed.

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