I absolutely just ripped that title from a men’s health mag but I’m seriously considering also making it the title of a Craiglist help wanted post.

People pay a lot of money for fitness programs and personal trainers,right? Why not save money and just come get a workout at my house splitting firewood? Plus, you get to leave feeling good that you’ve done something to help someone out.

I can spin this.

So far we have split and stacked about one face cord. I just want it all split and stacked so I can see how much wood we actually have. It’s hard to tell right now.