Exhibit 1 of why I’m not allowed to be in charge of the holiday playlist

Today’s post is brought to you by generous supporter Marisa (thank you!), the little fake tree we got on Freecycle last year, and a string of red lights my Mom didn’t want anymore.

“Father Christmas , give us some money. Don’t mess around with those silly toys”

As my mother said at last year’s holiday gathering, “Oh,my lord. These songs are all so sad!”

Sorry, Mom. You raised a killjoy. I like my Christmas songs to have drunk and/or jobless dads and no chimneys Santa can come down.

Have yourself a merry merry Christmas, have yourself a good time.
But remember the kids who got nothin’ , while you’re drinkin’ down your wine

 

 

 

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5 thoughts on “Exhibit 1 of why I’m not allowed to be in charge of the holiday playlist

  1. Charles Brown said:

    Bells will be ringing
    The glad, glad news
    Oh, what a Christmas
    To have the blues
    My baby’s gone
    I have no friends
    To wish me greetings
    Once again
    Choirs will be singing
    “Silent Night”
    Christmas carols
    By candlelight

    Please come home for Christmas
    Please come home for Christmas
    If not for Christmas

    Then by New Year’s Night

    1. Yes, I used to go there when I had no insurance. I’ve taken some classes with 7song. No idea if he does the clinic now. When I used the clinic, they only had an acupuncturist and maybe a chiropractor as part of their additional services.

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